Monday, March 31, 2008

25 more days!


First Choice,



Where do I even begin...
It has been a long road with you. We have been through so much together. Ups and downs. Great times, terrible times. I met one of my beStest friends through you...you have helped me pay for two cars and a mortgage, for that I am thankful. BUT I must be honest I am not sorry to leave you... you are a worn out 1982 shoe, and it is off with the old and onto the new! Because of you I have worked with some of the biggest WIENERS, and I hope all will concur that they need a shout out... Corn Dog; I hope you have learned your lesson and will never fart in a shared office again. Closet Perv; Sniffing 208 times in one hour will NEVER be normal. BB Club; wiener is self explanatory. Mr. clean; As the wise Justin Timberlake told us... what goes around comes around goes around. The red seas; Shave... everyday if necessary! Donna; may you Donna lick my ____ (zoolander as reference). I leave you now (now being in 25 days), with a happy heart and a bounce in my step....... Adieu

*ps Shout Out to Chelsea because she will "feel" me on this post! Word to your mother Chels WORD.

10 comments:

Chelsea said...

Wow, I don't know how you did it, but you summed things up in one paragraph! You GENIUS!!! I miss working with you so much... or was it working? Sometimes it was much more painful than work... other times I was having the time of my life, laughing my head off with you! Either way, all the Donna-licks and all the uploads with Johnny and his toiletpaper below his nostrils was worth it to find my Megan! Good times, but I don't know how you have lasted so long alone without me, the lone ranger, representing the estrogen all by your lonesome self! Yes, I definitely FEEL YOU! P.S. I couldn't be happier for you to get to move on to acheive bigger dreams! MEOW. This is all. P.S.S. People know me, I am kind of a big deal.

The Howards said...

You sexy thang where have worked for so long? And where you going to go.
Lar

Jake and Jenna said...

megan niccoli, i wish we were friends.

your long lost lover,
jenna

Kayla R. said...

i LOVE You!!

The Clevelands said...

You're so funny Meg... Yes my husband did do summer sales the last like 6 years on and off. We were out in Chicago the last three summers! He sold alarms for Pinnacle, then moved to Icon Security. It was so fun while it lasted, but we're not doing it anymore. Are you guys thinking about doing it? If so, with who?

The McKell Family said...

The house is in eagle mountain. And all the decorations are the builders it was a model home. . So the decorations arent ours. . But thats ok, it will be fun to start decorating!

Mrs. Eliza said...

I'm not exactly sure what all that means but...looks like you're moving on to bigger and better things. Congrats.

Vanessa said...

Megan, that was the best thing I've ever read. Ever. FC is on a downward spiral and it's time to abanadon ship! GET OUT!!

I really thing you need to leave a copy of this as a nice "peace out".

paige said...

stho, what are you trying to sthay?

The Clevelands said...

I'm a little jealous that you're doing it, because I'm going to really miss leaving for the summer. Its so fun to have a little change of scenery for a while. Casey is a sales consultant for a solar power company. Kind of random. Let me know what you guys decide! Good luck!