Where do I even begin...
It has been a long road with you. We have been through so much together. Ups and downs. Great times, terrible times. I met one of my beStest friends through you...you have helped me pay for two cars and a mortgage, for that I am thankful. BUT I must be honest I am not sorry to leave you... you are a worn out 1982 shoe, and it is off with the old and onto the new! Because of you I have worked with some of the biggest WIENERS, and I hope all will concur that they need a shout out... Corn Dog; I hope you have learned your lesson and will never fart in a shared office again. Closet Perv; Sniffing 208 times in one hour will NEVER be normal. BB Club; wiener is self explanatory. Mr. clean; As the wise Justin Timberlake told us... what goes around comes around goes around. The red seas; Shave... everyday if necessary! Donna; may you Donna lick my ____ (zoolander as reference). I leave you now (now being in 25 days), with a happy heart and a bounce in my step....... Adieu
*ps Shout Out to Chelsea because she will "feel" me on this post! Word to your mother Chels WORD.